Unacceptable, Part 20

Remember how good Unacceptable #7 was? Well I'm still snickering about #20. And not just because it features the return of Clive!

“I’m not trying to be difficult, but this is unacceptable,” I announced in the Denny’s at 888 Figuroa Street in downtown Los Angeles. I was addressing my waitress, Denise, who works the afternoon shift on Tuesdays, but I’m not kidding myself here; I had a problem with the service and the food and the parking and the bill and the other patrons, and I wanted all of them to know it.

Vanessa grabbed my sleeve and tried to pull me back into my chair, so that I would not draw unnecessary attention to me and my team of government spies that are so top secret and fancy that we never even call ourselves spies, we don’t even use that word, but I said no.

It's a good one. I think you'd like it. But you don't have to take my word for it!

And if you don't, then let's see you SUBMIT something better, smartso!