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Written by Rob Schultz (human).
The Higgs Weldon needed a fill-in today, so they ran another classic Better Radio monologue, Passive Aggressive Math Teacher.
You can read it here, or listen to it performed by Erin McGathy in episode 5: Chili Cook-Off or Tim Greer in our Live Pilot episode.
Good morning, good afternoon, and good evening, dear readers. Before I crack open the sonic sepulcher of the Songs Are Sad Mailbag to explain to you why every last song you claim to enjoy is in fact bone-snappingly sad, allow me to address perhaps the most frequently posed query to our humble office.
That question is this: Rob, isn’t there any kind of music that you DO like? And the answer, dear readers, comes to you in three parts.
This month is probably the best installment in this series. We look at "Love Shack," and do a line-by-line reading of the horrors of "The 59th St. Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy)"
Next month, we'll take on whatever songs you suggest at songsaresad@thehiggsweldon.com
Every now and then, there’s an appropriate time and place for a song, like at the funeral of someone who wasn’t particularly well-liked, or during a film when you want to give the audience a clue about what they’re supposed to be feeling.
This month we look at "That Thing You Do," "My Heart Will Go On," "I Dreamed a Dream," and other Oscar® contenders for The Higgs Weldon.
Next month, we'll take on whatever songs you suggest at songsaresad@thehiggsweldon.com
If you're anything like me, you probably spend last week reading and re-reading my Higgs Weldon article 13 Hot Tips for Becoming a Millionaire. So now that you've got a million (1,000,000) dollars ($), what do you do with it?
Lucky for you I cover that in this week's article, 9 Fun Things to Do with a Million Dollars. I like it; I think it's good. You should read it, because it'll probably make your face all big.
Ever wondered how to become a Millionaire?
Lucky for you, I reveal all the secrets this week, over on The Higgs Weldon! (They had to label it as 'fiction' for tax purposes.)